Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Oops, I Did It Again

It's confession time again.  Confession number one, I'm a liar!  I said I wouldn't make these posts a habit but here I am with another one just a week later.  What can I say, I'm hooked.  Reading them, writing them, whatever.  You guys seem to love them too so enough said.

My mind is all over the place this week.  Here are just a few of my more recent Google searches "Why the fuck won't my OB let me get my tubes tied?"  "Cat urns" and "Why do I keep having nightmares about a snake trying to get me?"

I think people who watch the Super Bowl for the commercials are lame.  People who talk about them the next day, even lamer.  That said, I saw the Budweiser Puppy Love commercial making the rounds a few days before the Superbowl and I have ti admit, I cried like a baby.  Now I'm here talking about it three days later.  Who's the lamest of them all.  Now watch the commercial and have a good cry, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQB7QRyF4p4

I ate an entire package of Double Stuff Oreos in less than 24 hours.  

I'm a total quiz junkie and have been since I got my grubby little paws on my first copy of Seventeen magazine.  Naturally I've been taking all the Facebook quizzes going around lately.  So far my Cinderella self should be living in NY and working as an Austronaut.

Unless the cart return is a spot or two away from my car, I don't return my cart at the store.  Yep, I'm that person.

Dear What?.  I confess that I'm an insensetive asshole and that all your comment managed to do is make me laugh, out loud.  Thank you.
   
Guys, seriously, these confession posts are a blast.  This is my first time joining in on Kathy at Vodka and Soda Humpday linkup, if you're at all inclined, you should too.  XO


25 comments:

  1. omg that comment made me laugh, it's hyperbole, it's being dramatic, get over it.
    You knew I had to come comment on the shopping cart thing. You're totally evil!!! Put it away!
    And also, I ate an entire (large) bag of cheetos in 2.5 days so I'm right there with you on the oreos. No shame.

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    1. Ha!!! You guys shaming me might actually make me start putting the cart away :) No promises but I'll definitely think twice. Cheetos are sooooo good.

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  2. LOL amazing post. that comment is so ridiculous and silly!

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    1. My thoughts exactly. Hope you're having a fabulous day!!!

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  3. Ohhh… you're one of those people who makes random carts hit my car in the parking lot! I still like you though- as long as you share your oreos!

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    1. Lol, I told Stephanie I think you guys might actually shame me into returning my cart, no promises, but I'll give it a second thought :)

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  4. OMG...we can't be friends now (jk) but really I can't believe you don't take your cart back! Lucky you don't live near me... I would yell at you :) This is one of my big pet peeves. Part of it could be b/c we shop in very busy stores and it's a pain to park anyway and the cart thing just tips me over the edge. Why are you googling cat urns?

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    1. I know it's bad but by the time I've made it through the grocery store (hell) I'm beat tired and totally annoyed. I don't want to take a single step back towards the madness. You guys have managed to at least shame me into considering returning the cart now though, that's progress :)

      So the cat urns. I want to keep the girls ashes when they pass away (hopefully a long time from now) but being the planner I am, I don't want to have to find an urrn or box to keep them in after they've passed away. I'll rush it then. I want to find the perfect piece that suits each of them. So yeah if you didn't think I was crazy before, ha!

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    2. Yay, group shaming :) Well, good to be prepared...I was a bit worried with that one. I joke that I'm going to have Eddie stuffed.

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  5. hahahhahah seriously some people…. I don't understand people who leave comments like this. I'm glad you just laughed it off!

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    1. I literally laughed my butt off. I mean people are just crazy. I hope you're having a great day Brianna. Thank you again so much for stopping by :)

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  6. Hi Shannon!! LOL too funny! Loved it, and these confessions are a blast! Loved yours- talk soon! xoxo

    Lisa,xx
    http://www,Fashionbythemin.com

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    1. Lisa, thank you so much for stopping by. So glad you enjoyed this post. Have a great day. XO

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  7. GODDAMN BLOGGER ATE MY COMMENT AGAIN!!!!!

    that comment is hilarious - bitches need to chill!

    and i will ignore the admission about the shopping cart.....

    -kathy
    Vodka and Soda

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    1. Ugh, Blogger has been messing with my comments all day!!! It's driving me CRAZY. Thanks for the free pass and for this amazing linkup. It's way too much fun not to participate. XO

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  8. I just watched the commercial now (thanks for the link!) and now I'm quietly sobbing. This is the cutest thing I have ever seen!!!
    And yes, I'm one of those people who totally ignores the Super Bowl.

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    1. I call it the Stuperbowl Mariam :). The commercial on the other hand, totally melted my heart. Hope you had a great weekend. XO

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  9. Bahahahha... that comment. I mean, SERIOUSLY?!?! Oye. Does this mean I'm not allowed to say "I want to shit my pants" anymore because there are people out there suffering from irritable bowel syndrome?

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    1. Amanda, I seriously busted up laughing when I read this. I had to share it with D it was so funny. You've got the best sense of humor. XO

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  10. Hahah!!! Love this- being honest and owning it!! I'm with you on the quizzes and have been known to redo one to get the answer I wanted.
    Missy xx

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    1. Lol, do overs are too funny Missy. Back in college after a split from one of my ex's I tried and tried again to get my profiles on match.com to say we were a perfect fit. So pathetic, ha! Hugs friend. Hope you had a great weekend.

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  11. OMG Seventeen magazine! I'm scared to think how many bloggers have no idea what we're talking about. Wanna go splitsies at the old folks home? I make a great bingo buddy.

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    1. My first thought was to put BOP, but I was certainly NOBODY would know what that was, ha. I'm old and I'd love to be your buddy in the old folks home. Bingo buds for life.

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  12. haha as usual you're freaking hilarious! Girl we gotta get you on the cart returning train! As long as you aren't that person that waits on a parking spot while someone loads their groceries when there's a spot 4 spaces down LOL!

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    1. Tiffany, you seriously made me laugh out loud. Cross my heart, hope to die I'm not the wait for the spot person. Too funny. XO

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